Do you Own a Truck?

Okay, I really do have a beef with people who own trucks and never use them properly. I have this gripe because they are gas hogs. On another note, people should stop complaining about gas prices; I have two reasons backing my opinion. First, saving 10 cents a gallon won't save you on your $5000 credit debt. Secondly, people should be more worried about paying $3.75 for a cup of coffee from Starbucks (that's 8 oz of sugar and fat) or some other outrageous price for other crappy stuff.

Now, since I've vented I can continue with my story. So, I was coming back from Mountwood park; I had a great day mountain biking even though my bike wouldn't shift gears. Anway, I was driving down this state road until it intersectedwith the expressway. There is a traffic light to make a left hand turn onto the highway and I was lucky enough to pull behind a truck. I was like wow - a truck and someone is using it to carry something. Now, I've seen all types of objects tossed in the back of a full size truck, but this was the first time I've seen two cows in a cage in the bed of a truck. The cows were just standing there eating some hay. Well, the light changed and the truck made the left hand turn to head up the on ramp to the highway. At this moment, the cow just looked at me and while continuing to eat it started peeing. Yeah, so here I am trying to get on the expressway and my car is getting showered with cow urine. There's nothing I can do. I can only hope my my wipers will work and I'm staring at one of the cows. The cow just continued to look at me; if it could talk it would have said, "Hey, what would you do when it's 50F outside and some dude is taking you on the expressway. I'm a little nervous. I'm Sorry. But as a condolence this hay is good. Man, I can't get enough of this hay."

Yeah, let's just say my car needed to get wash ASAP.